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y nt just added it to the previous poist i made ?
Ka$h replies....
"You should resssssspect ma authority, god damn it!"
:thumbs:
pussy-galor
15-11-2005, 22:42
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_208.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZS) MMMMMMM M6 how lush
http://www.smileycentral.com/sig.jsp?pc=ZSzeb064&pp=ZS (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb064_ZS)
^^^ Starting it up is more hassle than a spaceship
^^^ Starting it up is more hassle than a spaceship
You've flown a spaceship and driven a M6 :o You lucky barstool!
In terms of starting the M6 up I watched the programme and observed jimmy
In terms of starting the M6 up I watched the programme and observed jimmy
But still you've flown a spaceship :D Your special Damo :D
But still you've flown a spaceship :D Your special Damo :D
Yeah thats what my mummy tells me
Yeah thats what my mummy tells me
I know :look: She tells me the same ;)
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:05
Yeah thats what my mummy tells me
she sez the same to me every night
I know :look: She tells me the same ;)
She asked me to ask the question if you shave your balls or has puberty not arrived in your boxers yet
She asked me to ask the question if you shave your balls or has puberty not arrived in your boxers yet
:thumbs: Impressive response :)
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:10
bit milfy is mother damo???
bit milfy is mother damo???
Lets have that in english shall we
Lets have that in english shall we
I think he was trying to say... Is your Mother a bit of a MILF Damo?
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:13
egg zackly big man
Dunno ask jimmy he has had her so he says :look:
My money is on Jimmy still being a virgin TBH
y nt just added it to the previous poist i made ?
Good Point :|
Good Point :|
Your chippin in on our fun here m8
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:17
Dunno ask jimmy he has had her so he says :look:
My money is on Jimmy still being a virgin TBH
hes taken but dunno if hes given
hes taken but dunno if hes given
Im a betting man. I say taken not given
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:18
Im a betting man. I say taken not given
ill back that bid
ill back that bid
Easy money if there was odd's on it
Your chippin in on our fun here m8
Do I look like i car :roll:
I'd say ask my girlfriend ;)
Do I look like i car :roll:
I can think of afew things but a car isnt 1 of them
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:21
I can think of afew things but a car isnt 1 of them
dam beat me to it
daz is lush man
What he wanted to say is do I CARE :lol:
What he wanted to say is do I CARE :lol:
I think not... what I posted was what I wanted to say - HONEST :look: :lol:
What he wanted to say is do I CARE :lol:
It has taken you 3 minutes to realise this... :shock:
It has taken you 3 minutes to realise this... :shock:
No I was looking at other threads believe it or not Jimmy
I know its hard to take it in but I was
No I was looking at other threads believe it or not Jimmy
I know its hard to take it in but I was
Sure you were Damo ;)
Lets see this pix of your G/F then Jimmy
Lets see this pix of your G/F then Jimmy
I have one on my phone.... None on the comp though :(
I have one on my phone.... None on the comp though :(
I was waiting for something along those lines
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:29
I was waiting for something along those lines
or the good 1 '' she doesnt live round here :|''
I was waiting for something along those lines
Why would I have one on my computer?
I'm not like yourself Damo who keeps pictures of younger girls stored on your computer :(
Whats she look like Jimmy ?
This is the point you can let your mind work overtime ;)
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:31
Why would I have one on my computer?
I'm not like yourself Damo who keeps pictures of younger girls stored on your computer :(
so your sayin your girlfrends underage????
every1 has seedy gfrend pics on there comp or am i jsut pervy weird
Whats she look like Jimmy ?
This is the point you can let your mind work overtime ;)
Or I could just drive round and see her :lol:
so your sayin your girlfrends underage????
every1 has seedy gfrend pics on there comp or am i jsut pervy weird
Nope she's 6 months younger... So still 17 ;)
not hard to find a girl that's younger than Damo, he is getting on a bit :P
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:32
i wana see booobeh pics
LondonMc
15-11-2005, 23:32
Pics and vids
Pics and vids
Not yet :look:
Why would I have one on my computer?
I'm not like yourself Damo who keeps pictures of younger girls stored on your computer :(
Your not wrong m8 I do but im 24 so pixs of girls younger than me, I.E, 23,22 etc is fine in my books but if you have younger women than you then your going to get yourself in trouble young man
not hard to find a girl that's younger than Damo, he is getting on a bit :P
Watch yourself sunny
Your not wrong m8 I do but im 24 so pixs of girls younger than me, I.E, 23,22 etc is fine in my books but if you have younger women than you then your going to get yourself in trouble young man
Getting slow in your old age Damo ;) Already half said about her age!
So whats she like Jimmy
We wanna see pixs 2moro
So whats she like Jimmy
We wanna see pixs 2moro
She's very nice :look:
I'm working tomorrow from 3:30-10 so it might be late ;)
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:36
you gave her a porkin yet?
She's very nice :look:
I'm working tomorrow from 3:30-10 so it might be late ;)
Thats alright we can wait
LondonMc
15-11-2005, 23:37
Pics and Vids
Thats alright we can wait
:thumbs:
you gave her a porkin yet?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Pics and Vids
Are you a member on CorsaSport by chance :lol:
When did you become a man then Jimmy ?
LondonMc
15-11-2005, 23:39
Are you a member on CorsaSport by chance :lol:
As long as she ain't no Heffer ?
Heffer = word used alot on corsasport
When did you become a man then Jimmy ?
The day you became my role model and showed me the ways of life ;)
As long as she ain't no Heffer ?
Heffer = word used alot on corsasport
:lol: I havent been on there for a while :( Its a good laugh in off-day! However this place is now a bit more laid back and is better imo!
The day you became my role model and showed me the ways of life ;)
I have not done that yet so your saying your still a boy
You will get there 1 day m8
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:43
:lol: I havent been on there for a while :( Its a good laugh in off-day! However this place is now a bit more laid back and is better imo!
iv certainly made this place cool again :err:
I have not done that yet so your saying your still a boy
You will get there 1 day m8
No by letting me borrow your Mum for the evening ;)
iv certainly made this place cool again :err:
And me
iv certainly made this place cool again :err:
:look: A contributing factor me thinks ;)
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:45
:look: A contributing factor me thinks ;)
in the words of mr 50 cent himself
''just a lil bit''
No by letting me borrow your Mum for the evening ;)
You wouldnt know what to do m8 and would have a case of 2 jerks and a squrt m8
How this has gone from a thread about Topgear to slipping my mum is a classic
This should be in Extra section as it will be locked
LondonMc
15-11-2005, 23:50
No by letting me borrow your Mum for the evening ;)
I'm next :mrgreen:
I'm next :mrgreen:
Get your money out
How this has gone from a thread about Topgear to slipping my mum is a classic
This should be in Extra section as it will be locked
:thumbs: I think I should get my extra subscription paid for me by someone :look:
Then I can contribute in there ;)
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:52
i want pics of either jimmys lass or damos mother
the same old porn on me comp just isnt cuttin it no more
Jimmy just pay ya stingy git :P
i want pics of either jimmys lass or damos mother
the same old porn on me comp just isnt cuttin it no more
Trade pics of my bird for your bird?? :lol:
Just to add to this thread i do firecover for topgear and yes it rained alot that day haaha..
PLus topgear filmed the rest round the corner from my house at dunsfold park it was good to watch heheheh.. so might not driven the cars but touched them in the flesh hahahh
LondonMc
15-11-2005, 23:54
Get your money out
Paypal it is then, but prefer test drive :lol:
deano_sxi
15-11-2005, 23:56
Trade pics of my bird for your bird?? :lol:
weve done that already havnt we
Paypal it is then, but prefer test drive :lol:
Im sure we can sort something out
I always like happy customers
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:02
your mommy was a happy customer when i serviced her sump
Im sure I have showed Jimmy a pix of my G/F b4 so I have nothing to hide
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:05
show me then
show me then
How does NO sound
Im sure I have showed Jimmy a pix of my G/F b4 so I have nothing to hide
:thumbs: She has nice boobhehs :D
:thumbs: She has nice boobhehs :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: She sure does :thumbs:
CorsaNut
16-11-2005, 00:09
is it still on?
when u post there needs to be a time thingy
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:09
How does NO sound
ill show you my birds
:lol: :lol: :lol: She sure does :thumbs:
:thumbs:
Corsa_Babe
16-11-2005, 00:11
is it still on?
when u post there needs to be a time thingy
hmm there is a time?? just above the username.. think it was on at 7.30
oooh and deano back on topic please (that ok for ya, told someone off ;))
She would thank you for saying that jimmy but not thank me for talking about her on here
hmm there is a time?? just above the username.. think it was on at 7.30
oooh and deano back on topic please (that ok for ya, told someone off ;))
Yeah Deano you heard :nono: :lol:
Take a leaf out of mine and Jimmy book
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:12
Yeah Deano you heard :nono: :lol:
Take a leaf out of mine and Jimmy book
she was meant to tell somebody else for bein a mincer
oh how she will pay with her hair
Yeah Deano you heard :nono: :lol:
Take a leaf out of mine and Jimmy book
Damo your my role model :D
Damo your my role model :D
I know
Corsa_Babe
16-11-2005, 00:14
she was meant to tell somebody else for bein a mincer
oh how she will pay with her hair
want me to ban you :|
(btw private joke)
want me to ban you :|
(btw private joke)
Yeah ban him Sam
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:15
want me to ban you :|
(btw private joke)
deary deary me
i cant be bannd im like the glue in this place without me theres no laffs or mincin
CorsaNut
16-11-2005, 00:15
hmm there is a time?? just above the username.. think it was on at 7.30
oooh and deano back on topic please (that ok for ya, told someone off ;))
dam my eyes! must be blind :shock:
Im off to bed now sexy people (and you Jimmy) so be good boys and we shall talk again soon :thumbs:
deary deary me
i cant be bannd im like the glue in this place without me theres no laffs or mincin
No, we laugh down South.... Not laff :look:
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:17
Im off to bed now sexy people (and you Jimmy) so be good boys and we shall talk again soon :thumbs:
say night night to your mother n tuck her in good n proper
Im off to bed now sexy people (and you Jimmy) so be good boys and we shall talk again soon :thumbs:
Much love Mr Ball ;)
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:18
No, we laugh down South.... Not laff :look:
its daaaaan saaaaarth innit guvna
say night night to your mother n tuck her in good n proper
I would if I lived at my family home
its daaaaan saaaaarth innit guvna
Ding Ding
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:19
do you really talk like that?
LondonMc
16-11-2005, 00:20
I would if I lived at my family home
Don't worry i'll do it, she said nite son
do you really talk like that?
Nope only if your from the Saaaaffffffffffff enddddddddddddddddddd :lol:
I'm from Oxfordshire "Don't you know" :lol:
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:24
Nope only if your from the Saaaaffffffffffff enddddddddddddddddddd :lol:
I'm from Oxfordshire "Don't you know" :lol:
oxford :dontknow: spiffin old fruit what what
oxford :dontknow: spiffin old fruit what what
Tea for 2 old chap? A scone?
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:26
green tea oh yes squire dare i say two sugars
CorsaNut
16-11-2005, 00:27
PMSL :lol: jimmy & deano
green tea oh yes squire dare i say two sugars
Darest thoust ask for 2 of thine finest sugars?
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:29
can i interest thie in ones finest cee-gars with a snifter of french brandy
can i interest thie in ones finest cee-gars with a snifter of french brandy
Ohhhhh a tipple of congac... Sounds like a most excellent idea my dear friend ;)
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:32
iv ran out of posh words to say now like so ill sing
its fun to stay at the YMCA its fun to stay at the YMCA
some1 carry on
LondonMc
16-11-2005, 00:35
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys.
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:36
kash has solidified his position in my camp chart
Is that Number #1
http://www.rso.cornell.edu/kendo/images/bo-number-1.jpg
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:41
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/pisstake_1986/gay.jpg
http://kierondwyer.com/LCD/GOOFYPICS/NOTGAY/bodyboy.jpg
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:46
did we move house or am i drunkd
LondonMc
16-11-2005, 00:46
this is the only related picture i could find, don't know if appropriate or not
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b119/Londonmc/Homo.jpg
http://www.lamonhouse.org/pictures/move_000.jpg
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:48
that pics been postd more times than damos mams has
LondonMc
16-11-2005, 00:48
Now thats what you call a mobile home
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:50
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/pisstake_1986/yeah.jpg
LondonMc
16-11-2005, 00:51
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b119/Londonmc/Pope-stfu.jpg
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:52
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c351/pisstake_1986/glock.jpg
LondonMc
16-11-2005, 00:52
This is so so wrong
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b119/Londonmc/shutup5ls.jpg
deano_sxi
16-11-2005, 00:54
haha thats class geet smack me bitch up n ****
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