Sex Toys

[Corsa_Dave51]

Wers da best place to buy sex toys off da web for da missus??

[Corsa_Babe]

www.annsummers.co.uk ;)

[Mart]

:lol: trust you sam :P

[Corsa_Dave51]

www.annsummers.co.uk (http://www.annsummers.co.uk) ;)

Already looked on der cudnt find wat we wer lookin for!

[David]

and what are you looking for

[Corsa_Babe]

Already looked on der cudnt find wat we wer lookin for!

and that would be? :?

[Corsa_Dave51]

and that would be? :?

Lol....erm:err: ...double ended dildo....

but its gotta be a thin one

[Corsa_Babe]

Lol....erm:err: ...double ended dildo....

but its gotta be a thin one as the last one my GF used tore her as she is tite

to much info there... but i get the picture :lol: tried serching for it on google or yahoo?

[Corsa_Dave51]

to much info there... but i get the picture :lol: tried serching for it on google or yahoo?

Sorry,thought beta say why im lookin for one off da net rather than goin into town!

no...cant am in work,lol....thought der mita bin a website we get a discount on :lol:

[David]

maybe someone has one for sale (sorry thats just sick)

[Mart]

:lol: legend

[Corsa_Dave51]

maybe someone has one for sale (sorry thats just sick)

:lol: :sick:

[MarkyG]

"for the missus" ;)

[Corsa_Dave51]

Well either every1 is embarrassed to admit that they have ever bought a sex toy,or no one has ever bought one :angel:

[Corsa_Dave51]

"for the missus" ;)

Yes m8,i dont like wat ur implyin der...lol

[David]

Why do you need a toy, can you not satisfiy her

[Darren]

Why do you need a toy, can you not satisfiy her
My thoughts exactly david :D

[NeilRocks]

Just use a cucumber with a bit of choco lube on it. Or if your feeling REALL NAUGHTY use a MARROW

[Martin]

why do you wana double ended dildo...? am i missing something here :\

[David]

why do you wana double ended dildo...? am i missing something here :\
WIll be his gay fantasy

[MarkyG]

i think he means one that has both bits pointing in the same direction, rather one that is basically a straight thing with two ends?

http://www.whet.co.za/UserFiles/Image/Feeldoe%20purple%20350.JPG

as opposed to

http://shop.diverseuniverse.net/images/products/716770017376/12inpurpleouble_tn.jpg

(didn't know if i was allowed to post pics)

[NeilRocks]

Erm work warning?? dunno

http://www.soundsnaughty.com/products/productdetail.asp?PC=SD4171

There you go

[smit]

yer if its for 'the missis' surely she should only need a normal dildo, i hope to the love of god ur not planning on bending over :| and yer obviously you cant satisfy her if shes asking you to buy her one, maybe she wants it double ended to get you involved as to not make u feel bad :\

[Corsa_Dave51]

Lol...well thanks for all ya sarcy comments guys....i will just say its not for me its for ma GF n a 'friend' use ur imagination guys....

[smit]

Just use a cucumber with a bit of choco lube on it. Or if your feeling REALL NAUGHTY use a MARROW

:look: are you talking from experience?:P

[smit]

Lol...well thanks for all ya sarcy comments guys....i will just say its not for me its for ma GF n a 'friend' use ur imagination guys....

shot gun video clips first :D

[Corsa_Dave51]

shot gun video clips first :D

Ya lost me....huh??

[smit]

shotgun = i deffinately get

[NeilRocks]

:look: are you talking from experience?:P

NO

I used a German Salami:look: For that 'real meat' feeling

[Corsa_Dave51]

shotgun = i deffinately get

Ok so wats wit da 'Video clips first' bit?

[MarkyG]

lol lol lol at this thread

[Corsa_Dave51]

If nothin else it gives all da guys on here an excuse to talk sex,lol

[smit]

Ok so wats wit da 'Video clips first' bit?:look:

[Corsa_Dave51]

:look:

NVM...im totaly confused now,lol

[CorsaNut]

try ebay always a bargain 2 be found!

[Corsa_Dave51]

try ebay always a bargain 2 be found!

Thats just erm...kinda sick,lol....

[smit]

try ebay always a bargain 2 be found!:| could even get one second hand :|

[Corsa_Dave51]

:| could even get one second hand Neutral

second hand neutral?? (as opposed to second hand reverse or 5th gear)

Will u stop using these phrases i cant understand,lol

[smit]

lol i meant :| not nuetral, the face is called nuetral so i thought if i typed it the pic might come up, then realised its : |

comon keep up with the phrases

[NeilRocks]

Thats just erm...kinda sick,lol....

Nah a bit of Fairy liquid and a good scrub will have it good as new. Just don't use citrus Fairy liquid as it stings like a mofo

[smit]

second hand neutral?? (as opposed to second hand reverse or 5th gear)

Will u stop using these phrases i cant understand,lol

i was thinkin more like, second hand and usin all the gears

[Corsa_Dave51]

Nah a bit of Fairy liquid and a good scrub will have it good as new. Just don't use citrus Fairy liquid as it stings like a mofo

Lol...am concerned for ur well being,lol...im kinda gettin disturbed by sum of the suggestions on here,lol

[smit]

Nah a bit of Fairy liquid and a good scrub will have it good as new. Just don't use citrus Fairy liquid as it stings like a mofoplease state how you know all of this, its kind of worrying how you know so much bout second hand dildos

[Corsa_Dave51]

i was thinkin more like, second hand and usin all the gears

Lol...yeah,dun dat....kinda nicer view to sit back with a beer n watch...hence da 'toy' lol

[MarkyG]

Niel "dark horse" rocks

[smit]

Niel "dark horse" rocks

niel "dirty bitch" rocks

[NeilRocks]

please state how you know all of this, its kind of worrying how you know so much bout second hand dildos

Common sense. You ain't gonna use brake fluid to freshen up ya rubber cock now are you?


Plus an ex had one. It scared me:shock:

[Martin]

so you having a threesome? so you'll be shaggin one girl, while anoth sits in the corner using that bit of plastic?

oooooooooooooook

[CorsaNut]

Nah a bit of Fairy liquid and a good scrub will have it good as new. Just don't use citrus Fairy liquid as it stings like a mofo

PMSL :lol: :thumbs:

[Corsa_Dave51]

so you having a threesome? so you'll be shaggin one girl, while anoth sits in the corner using that bit of plastic?

oooooooooooooook
Not quite m8,cos she wud only need a normal dildo 4 that! 2 ends 2 girls,wat u think there gonna do?

[EVB]

Eat it :?

[NightRider]

Eat it :?

FPMSL :lol:

[EPIPHANY]

chew it ;)

[NightRider]

i cant believe thats all the imagination u guys HAVE :lol:

[NightRider]

Not quite m8,cos she wud only need a normal dildo 4 that! 2 ends 2 girls,wat u think there gonna do?

how did u get ur missus to agree to this??

teach me......:lol:

[Jo 1.7 DTi]

Noonster, diddon.......generally women in relationships dont want sex toys because they're not satisfied by their partners :roll:
These accessories can add a lot of fun for both him and her :D

[Matt_SRi]

how did u get ur missus to agree to this??

teach me......:lol:

I SECOND THIS MOTION! :D i

[babybluemaxer]

i wud be cheaper for you too pop to the local scrappy & for em to knock u up a nice handbrake to gear stick combo with a bit of welding!

or always you can always go & buy 1 from a car boot, no doubt they're fresh :sick:

[David]

It has to be said

"if you cannot find a sex toy on the internet, sign off now cus your useless"

[xchellyx]

go on google, type in sex toy.... done :)


annsummers is the best tho ;)

[deano_sxi]

i want a shag swing

[Martin]

It has to be said

"if you cannot find a sex toy on the internet, sign off now cus your useless"

:lol:

[FezzyST]

try a place which i think is called playbo or paybo or something like that. my girlfriend gets dvds and stuff from there.

hope this helps

[Munkie]

http://www.sexshop365.co.uk/

[Corsa_Dave51]

how did u get ur missus to agree to this??

teach me......:lol:

Alas,i can not take credit...infact was my missus that has shocked me by suggesting it! Apprantly she went clubbin with a friend sum time last yr (b4 i met her) and they went back to her m8s for drinks and her m8 came onto her!! N since shes wanted more....guess i was just lucky in findin her,lol....

[Corsa_Dave51]

It has to be said

"if you cannot find a sex toy on the internet, sign off now cus your useless"

ive found plenty of sites,lol...but none have one thin enuf for her!!

[Martin]

i dont think i could share my GF.. :|

[Corsa_Dave51]

i dont think i could share my GF.. :|

Its not really sharin as ders no lad,only me,lol...i did have a tread on here about this n ppls oppions but it disappeared over night,lol

[Martin]

:lol: well if it aint in the Extra members area,it would have to go.

just coz it aint with another chap, doesnt mean id be comfortable with it... Maybe im just a very old fasioned 19 year old :P

[Martin]

bugger, im 20 now arent i, not 19 :|

[Corsa_Dave51]

:lol: well if it aint in the Extra members area,it would have to go.

just coz it aint with another chap, doesnt mean id be comfortable with it... Maybe im just a very old fasioned 19 year old :P

It was in da extra members,i reckon sum 1 complained or summit!!

[Corsa_Dave51]

bugger, im 20 now arent i, not 19 :|

LOL...dam that old age,makes u forget all sorts :lol:

[Martin]

well ive had a busy few weeks, so i kinda forget.. :P

there is a rule:
No adult content. We have many underage members, and many members view the forums from the workplace, where adult content may violate regulations.

but in the extra members area, "anything" goes.. maybe this is one of the things trhat doesnt... i dont know :?

[Corsa_Dave51]

well ive had a busy few weeks, so i kinda forget.. :P

there is a rule:
No adult content. We have many underage members, and many members view the forums from the workplace, where adult content may violate regulations.

but in the extra members area, "anything" goes.. maybe this is one of the things trhat doesnt... i dont know :?

The mind boggles,lol...ah well....nah its each to there own,sum are happy to do this others arent,n sum ppl wud do more....i cudnt,wat i let her do is as far i will ever let it go.

[CraigM]

Well the missus doesnt need toys to tear her...... :look:

And thats not a joke!

[Corsa_Dave51]

Well the missus doesnt need toys to tear her...... :look:

And thats not a joke!

Lol

[Jon-Astra-VXR]

craig i heard u have a one inch wonder.....

[David]

well ive had a busy few weeks, so i kinda forget.. :P

there is a rule:
No adult content. We have many underage members, and many members view the forums from the workplace, where adult content may violate regulations.

but in the extra members area, "anything" goes.. maybe this is one of the things trhat doesnt... i dont know :?
not true if you post porn in extra lounge it will still be removed

[Martin]

not true if you post porn in extra lounge it will still be removed

yeah thats what i meant mate. Posting about it is one of the things that isnt allowed :thumbs:

[partridge_88]

i use my cock as a sex toy as it is mutually pleasurable

[babybluemaxer]

craig i heard u have a one inch wonder.....

pmsl :lol:

cocktail sausage :P

[kay87]

i have a rampant rabbit from ann summers :look: it is awesome

[Nipper]

Perhaps i should get myself some sort of toy what we recomend?

[*Ria*]

so have you found one yet?

[kay87]

Perhaps i should get myself some sort of toy what we recomend?

well like i said i have a rampt rabbit, not the bet thing on the earth, but its up to u hon

[Nipper]

well like i said i have a rampt rabbit, not the bet thing on the earth, but its up to u hon

Hmmmm worth a try then?

[kay87]

Hmmmm worth a try then?

yeah worth a try but like i said it up to u!

[blacksxi]

lol

[kay87]

what? :dontknow:

[darkside]

rabbits are fun but expensive 44 quid for a pathetic sex toy

[xchellyx]

m13rcf bought me one of mine :look:

not that hes not up 2 the job, because he very much is ;)

[David]

Cleaned out

I expect it in other areas but shouldn't have to in extra lounge

[Martin_C]

go to tesco and find a long cucumber, if its too thick, use a tatty peeler to reduce it to the desired thickness :thumbs:

[darkside]

also warm it up in the micro and a cucumber nearly feels the same lol

[CraigM]

craig i heard u have a one inch wonder.....
You heard very wrong sunshine! ;) :P

[Martin_C]

:o

[darkside]

why does it have to come down to size

[M155 BEX]

dont need toys myself but each to their own! :)
;)

[M155 BEX]

why does it have to come down to size

Because according to a mate it shrinks as u get older so make the most of it while u got / HAD it

[darkside]

lol at you it does not shrink as its a muscle the more its used the fitter it stays and im still getting plenty of use so you are a little misinformed

[Corsa_Dave51]

Lol...pmsl....

[Corsa_Dave51]

so have you found one yet?

Nooooooo

[M155 BEX]

lol at you it does not shrink as its a muscle the more its used the fitter it stays and im still getting plenty of use so you are a little misinformed

So i take it your just a special exception then john..cant seem to do much with it so maybe you should hide and 'excerise' it for a few...years...and them come back and brag! :bye:

[deano_sxi]

So i take it your just a special exception then john..cant seem to do much with it so maybe you should hide and 'excerise' it for a few...years...and them come back and brag! :bye:

i heard you get lovin from all over the place

[Jon-Astra-VXR]

haha pmsl!!

[EPIPHANY]

:|

talk about wrecking a thread.

any chance we can all take this back on topic again now...

[gtc]

Johns a lovely bloke

[Ruan]

I look after an online sex shop. If you need anything, just ask. (I wont post the URL here) :thumbs:

[EPIPHANY]

I look after an online sex shop. If you need anything, just ask. (I wont post the URL here) :thumbs:

legned...

[Corsa_Dave51]

I look after an online sex shop. If you need anything, just ask. (I wont post the URL here) :thumbs:

U've been pm'ed

[Ruan]

As do you. :)

[Corsa_Dave51]

As do you. :)

Ta.

Looks like its not even possible to get one thinner dan 1.5inches.....

[M155 BEX]

Johns a lovely bloke

Dont no him that well then do you!:|

Anyway back onto sex toys! :lol: me and Kay87 are off to an Ann Summers party tonight! :mrgreen:

[gtc]

no idea who he is

[Martin_C]

you're bird must be rather tight if 1.5" wont fit.

[Corsa_Dave51]

you're bird must be rather tight if 1.5" wont fit.

TIGHT,tight 8nt da word its like a vacum in der,lol....still, feels nice ;)

[gtc]

crabs arse comes to mind

[Ruan]

Have you tried it with lube mate?

[Corsa_Dave51]

Have you tried it with lube mate?

Lol...yeah...tried it with lube first time...TBH im not sure if her friend shoved it in too deep or if its too thick but ma GF says it was too thick so

[Ruan]

Buy an anal trainer and use it on her vagina? lol.

[Martin_C]

pics needed before this can go any further :)

[Corsa_Dave51]

Buy an anal trainer and use it on her vagina? lol.

A wat? :lol: is that like a black guy or summit

[Corsa_Dave51]

pics needed before this can go any further :)

Wat the anal trainer or her Vagina??

[Ruan]

It's basically a butt plug, but with 3 different thicknesses so you can umm.. how to put this... grow?

[Martin_C]

Wat the anal trainer or her Vagina??

aye the anal trainer sounds mint mate :look:

:lol:

[EPIPHANY]

haha.. is it made by nike or addidas?

[Martin_C]

dont think a size 12 would fit!

[Corsa_Dave51]

Lol...oh rite i c m8....cool....n that wud work on the front wud it?

[Ruan]

Not a clue!

Could always selotape wide open? Full of ideas here.

[Corsa_Dave51]

Not a clue!

Could always selotape wide open? Full of ideas here.

Lol...im guessin dat wud result in a slap! Ah well if she wants to play with girls she's gonna have to sort summit out her self....i mean 1.5 inches 8nt that thick :lol:

So u thought bout a special CC|UK discount :lol:

[Ruan]

Haha. Well, I can always sort something out so long as I get a PM first.

[Corsa_Dave51]

Haha. Well, I can always sort something out so long as I get a PM first.

Lol...u may just have a new customer....whats ya web site address? Cud u PM me it

[Ruan]

You have a PM.

[Corsa_Dave51]

You have a PM.

Cheers m8

[EVB]

:o This thread

[EPIPHANY]

yea tell me about it ian.... :|

[David]

Is some creaking threads on ccuk at the minute

[EPIPHANY]

hehehee.. legend..

[Corsa_Dave51]

Lol....gotta hand it to you guys ur all a rite laugh. And pretty much anythin go's

[xchellyx]

omg how the hell do u even know what an anal trainer is :err:
ive never heard of it in my life :\

[EPIPHANY]

knor me.. i was following the convo :lol:

[Ruan]

omg how the hell do u even know what an anal trainer is :err:
ive never heard of it in my life :\

Work in the business.. I can show you some things that'll blow your mind lol.

[M155 BEX]

:lol: i ma sure you could but please dont! :lol:

[Black-SXI]

:lol: i ma sure you could but please dont! :lol:


mmm yeah right sweetheart :P

[xchellyx]

Work in the business.. I can show you some things that'll blow your mind lol.

:|

[M155 BEX]

mmm yeah right sweetheart :P

Oi! rememebr your only sat about 2 metres away from me....i'll hit you with stephs dildo! :P :lol:

[deano_sxi]

i found a vid the other day of a woman n a large shoe

ill let you do the math there

[xchellyx]

Work in the business.. I can show you some things that'll blow your mind lol.

very good site!

[smit]

this has turned into a massive thread lol

[Corsa_Dave51]

i found a vid the other day of a woman n a large shoe

ill let you do the math there

Shame you cant post the link :lol:

[scotty_mm53kcn]

****in Quality Thead This Lol

[Brin]

think i might need the wbb addy from ruan as my new g/f is into me n her best mate lol im not on the hunt for sumimn for both of um :)

[buzza]

think i might need the wbb addy from ruan as my new g/f is into me n her best mate lol im not on the hunt for sumimn for both of um :)

*cough* lier *cough*

:lol:

[Corsa_Dave51]

Lol.....any 1 else seen any strange vids? Think da wierest is dat one of the bald guy shovin his head sum where in this women :lol:

[Phil]

and you can talk and have a massive thread about sex toys but i get banned for pornographic images!!

[Corsa_Dave51]

and you can talk and have a massive thread about sex toys but i get banned for pornographic images!!

Unlucky m8,did u post it in the extra members part? Still im sure your allowed to talk just no show any porno pics or links :(

[Phil]

Unlucky m8,did u post it in the extra members part? Still im sure your allowed to talk just no show any porno pics or links :(

yes it was in a spam thread in the extra lounge. :angry:

[Coops]

and you can talk and have a massive thread about sex toys but i get banned for pornographic images!!
didnt realise you got banned for that spiderman pic :lol:

[Phil]

didnt realise you got banned for that spiderman pic :lol:

sadly, yes. i think it was joe who dropped me in it, i think he got caught and annoyed...

[Corsa_Dave51]

sadly, yes. i think it was joe who dropped me in it, i think he got caught and annoyed...

Spider man pic?? im intrigued :lol:

[Phil]

well i would post it, but i'll get a ban again

[Corsa_Dave51]

well i would post it, but i'll get a ban again

lol....have they deleted the thread with it in?

[Phil]

dunno, look in the extra lounge lol.. spam thread

[David]

lol....have they deleted the thread with it in?
Yes I have, now drop it

[Corsa_Dave51]

Yes I have, now drop it

:( ok,was only askin.

Dat ur VXR diddion?

[Phil]

its a vxr. his is gonna be like that.

[Corsa_Dave51]

its a vxr. his is gonna be like that.

Lol....wasnt sure if he liked it n just had the pic or if he actually drove 1

[David]

Lol....wasnt sure if he liked it n just had the pic or if he actually drove 1
I will have one in 9 days,

[Corsa_Dave51]

I will have one in 9 days,

U lucky git,not fare....mite pop down to VX on da weekend n see if they let me test drive one for a laugh :D

[David]

doubt they will at 19 mate

[Phil]

honda in aylesbury let you take a ctr out on your own lol.

[Steve_02]

this thread is fecking stupid :|

If you knob isnt big enuff to deal with the misses then tuff ****.

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I thought id enclose a measuring line for you all :|

[Phil]

this thread is fecking stupid :|

If you knob isnt big enuff to deal with the misses then tuff ****.

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I thought id enclose a measuring line for you all :|

at least our balls are dropped young steve

[Steve_02]

at least our balls are dropped young steve

ahhh yes there stapled to my nipple ;)

[Corsa_Dave51]

honda in aylesbury let you take a ctr out on your own lol.

Lol...wheres aylesbury??

[Corsa_Dave51]

this thread is fecking stupid :|

If you knob isnt big enuff to deal with the misses then tuff ****.

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I thought id enclose a measuring line for you all :|

Read the thread all the way through m8,n u will find dat its for her to use with her GF,not cos i cant satisfy her

[Corsa_Dave51]

So are you allowed to post a link to a website that contains Adult Content...even tho it isnt a Adult Pay site thing...its more of an amatuer Forum,alot like this,with Cars,movies....yano general lads stuff??

[David]

So are you allowed to post a link to a website that contains Adult Content...even tho it isnt a Adult Pay site thing...its more of an amatuer Forum,alot like this,with Cars,movies....yano general lads stuff??
no

[Corsa_Dave51]

no

Tanks :thumbs:

[buzza]

you can pm it me though

[Corsa_Dave51]

PM'ed

[Corsa_Dave51]

Woo hoo finnally found 1 :doublethumbs: lol....plus id forgotten all about this thread till i was clearin out my subscriptions :lol: